Frictional Blog 11 [The Wall-Breaking Edition]

BAAAMM!!!


Another day, another craptastic idea, another frictional post.. Hah, talking like I've been posting everyday.. Who am I to talk like that?? Anyways, this will be a special post, as I will talk about not 3, but 5 fricking topics!! Now who else can bring this kind of unpredictability to you?? Oh-kay, everyone else.. But nonetheless - hell, nevertheless - let's begin.

Topic #1: Pro Wrestling - Evan Bourne's suspended.. Again!? 



Evan Bourne, you are plain stupid. Seriously. Totally. Undeniably. Unquestionably. Undoubtedly. 100%. You are stupid. I may contemplate with you when you got busted for using drugs the first time around, but being busted again only 48 days after your last suspension ends?? Dang. You'll never learn, will you? There goes all my respect for you.. You're just another Jeff Hardy now.. So pathetic.. I feel stupid for putting my trust in you.

Topic #2: Pro Wrestling - Chris Jericho has finally returned.. And this week he finally speaks.


I am a Jerichoholic.. I always enjoy his work of art, regardless of being in the ring, on the mic (both at cutting promos and at concerts as the lead vocalist of Fozzy), and even on Twitter.. When he finally made his return a few weeks back, I quickly asked for my practicum mate to bring along her broadband to our English meeting, as anything involving Chris Jericho is a must-see.. And the way the writers built him up after that, HAH! Pure awesomeness.. While I still don't get what he's trying to tell by "the end of the world", I believe it has something to do with CM Punk.. I don't know why, but I just feel it.. Hopefully he'll win the Royal Rumble this Sunday (Monday local time, GMT +8).. Oh, and too bad we didn't get to see Chris Jericho wrestling in the same corner with CM Punk and Daniel Bryan last week, cause that would be a dream come true for me.. But still, I enjoy watching it.

Topic #3: Gaming and Pro Wrestling - I seriously need WWE 12, like, right now.


*sound of static*

*awesome guitar riff*

"Look in my eyes-ah.. What do you see-ah?" I know what I see.. I see CM Punk with long hair and a squirrel under his chin, because I have to get through this study break playing WWE Smackdown VS Raw 2011 instead of playing the latest installment of WWE games, which many have claimed to be the best wrestling game ever made, WWE 12!! Aaargh!! I. Need. To. Get. My. Hands. On. The. Game. Ayy. Ass. Ayy. Pee (that's ASAP; as soon as possible, by the way)! But hey, at least I created the Funkasaurus, Brodus Clay a couple of days ago, so I don't really feel like it was a waste of time though.. But still, I NEED THE GAME!!

Topic #4: Personal and Frictional - I need to change, and hopefully I will.


Oh-kay... So I drank a lot - and I mean "a gallon"-ish lot - of Pepsi last year.. And I don't really care, to be honest.. I enjoy drinking Pepsi.. It calms, soothes me.. I don't know how, but it does.. But one person might have made me change my mind, and I think you all know where I'm going right here.. Yes, again, I am pointlessly rambling about my newly-found sis-turned-crush-yet-not really-turned-so-yeah-she-is-still-my-sister.. Oh-kay, that's messed up.. I'm talking about my new found sister, simply put. But then again, stop drinking Pepsi is not really a huge change, quite frankly.. But I didn't said that my perception to Pepsi is the only thing that she's successfully committed a change on in me, did I? I don't wanna leak too much information, but she is slowly changing me into someone better (I'm not telling why *sticking tongue out of my mouth*).. And this little fact, right here, is very essential to me, as it plays a huge role in my secret plan that I've been mentioning on this blog all the time..

Topic #5: Personal and Frictional - So why the hell is my plan taking too much time?


Read Topic #4.. That's why.. Because I need to change.. She's being very good to me.. Hold on, let me rephrase that.. She is very good, period. There has never been anyone who treated me as good as her.. And besides that, she takes care of herself very good as well.. I'm  not talking about lame stuffs like hygiene and health and all that shiznit; I'm talking about herself, in a religious point of view.. She is very good at that.. I don't think I deserve someone like her.. That's why I need to change.. That's why I need like 5 to 6 years of time to change myself.. (the last sentence sounds like I'm putting myself in jail and do some time in it.. haha) And trust me when I say this; I will change for the better.. Although it will take some time, I still will.. And I will make sure that I will deserve her, as much as she will be deserving me.. Hahh, determination is all I have right now.. That's why I need all of your support and prayers.. In God's will, we will be deserving each other.. Now what am I talking about?? I've been talking too much that I might have spoiled my secret plan.. Good God Almighty.

And I think that's it for today! Please check out all my past posts, add me on Facebook, follow me on Twitter and subscribe to me on Youtube.. You won't regret it, I promise you.. Hahh.. Until next time.. Make sure you'll be there.

Faith.
Frictional Blog.

Frictional Blog 10 [The Picture Worth A Thousand Words Edition]

BAAAMM!!!


Hello again everybody (considering the fact that nobody cares about the existence of this blog, I had actually considered typing "nobody")! Dang it, I didn't put up a new post last week.. But nonetheless, here I am tonight.. But with nothing frictional!? #AreYouSeriousBro!? Forget facepalming, I am actually fistpumping my own face right now! But then again, I am not at home right now, hence that pretty much explains this little quick shot at infrictionality (is there such word?) right here.. But to cover it up, I have a very unique twist for this post; BOOM!! My very first "Picture Worth A Thousand Words" edition! Now here, I would like to share a wonderful picture with you guys and give my thoughts and opinions on this particular image.. But remember; although the picture might be something out of your interest, my brief explanation under it might be something that you can closely relate yourself to.. So, here goes.. Drumroll please. And tonight's picture is......:

AJ Lee and Daniel Bryan on WWE Friday Night Smackdown

Yeah, this picture. Pictured here is AJ Lee (to your left.. the nerdy, cheeky, cute, petite, lovely, hot little girl from FCW to NXT and now Smackdown.. good God, how I love this chick) and Daniel Bryan (to your right.. the best technical wrestler in the world, even better than CM Punk, though not over as him.. better known worldwide by his real name, Bryan Danielson.. the current WWE World Heavyweight Champion). Now I know that all you non-wrestling fans must be feeling like reading this is such a waste of time, but hold on.. Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoaoaoaoaoaoa whoa! Don't go anywhere! Or at least, yet! Please lend me some of your valuable time and read this post until the end. Thank you. Now, AJ Lee and Daniel Bryan is such a sweet couple.. I like watching these two together.. Everytime I see these two on my 14-inch monitor, my heart melts into the ground watching how sweet and lovely this duo is (especially the adorable AJ)! So the very first moment I see this screencap, I saved it and used it as my Facebook profile.. Not only because I am a huge fan of both Daniel Bryan and AJ, and definitely not solely for the fact that I am a WWE mark, but because of the pure emotion in this wonderful image.. Confused? Well let me explain.

Focus on AJ.. No, not at her boobies, you dirty-minded freak. Pay attention on the look of her joyful face.. Her "I am so totally into what you're talking about, regardless of how ridiculous your topic is, because I truly like/love you" eyes.. That. Is. Fricking. Adorable. Kinda like the looks that Josh Farro used to have whenever he was looking at Hayley Williams (Google that shiznit up). Except this is more adorable, since we're talking about AJ, one of the most adorable human being breathing on God's green earth today. Wow. I'm stoked. Seriously. If someone look at me the way AJ is looking at D-Bryan in this pic, I'll so totally go down on a knee and propose her right on the spot (not really, but this blog is really in need of a hyperbole, so yeah).. When this shot was captured, D-Bryan was talking about winning the World Heavyweight Title, but clearly AJ doesn't give a crap about that.. She gives a whole load of crap on D-Bryan.. Kinda related to me, you know? I know what you guys are thinking.. "Relating yourself to AJ Lee!? #AreYouSeriousBro!?".. Haha.. Pathetically, yeah. : / But anyways, yeah, I was being serious.. I am almost certain that I give EXACTLY the same look everytime my newly-found sister is talking to me.. Yeah, every single time.. It's like the whole world is revolving around her, you know.. And yet she still couldn't tell.. And at that moment, these words will be trying to get out of my mouth; "Couldn't you tell by now that I like you?? No?? You're kidding me, right?? NO!? #AreYouSeriousBro!? I mean, Sis!?".. Yeah, that always happens in my life.. Believe it.

Now, here's some quick facts for you guys; Daniel Bryan stands 178cm tall (kinda like me, 181cm) and weighs at 95kg (wayyyyyy heavier than me.. he's 95kg of muscles, while I'm 60kg of fats).. AJ Lee, on the other hand, is 160cm (almost a 20cm height difference with D-Bryan) and 48kg (lighter than me! wait, is that good or bad? whatever).. That just shows how size doesn't matter in a relationship.. (somewhere in the background I can hear R-Truth yelling "true that!!".. oh wait, that was me?) Yeah, indeed it was me.. But enough with that. Now, back to the pic.. Isn't it just sweet when you look at a couple in which a guy is way taller than his girl, as if he is towering you, keeping you away from danger.. That is exactly what I wanted in life.. No, I'm not looking for a tower.. I want to BE the tower.. I want to be someone that my newly-found sis can put her faith on, as much as she can.. But unfortunately, I'm not really that good of a man, and I might be letting her down.. That is, if she is putting her faith on me.. Maybe she shouldn't.. But I don't care. I am up to the challenge. Put your faith in me! I will change myself to be better, just to keep you safe inside me, like a tower that I always dream of becoming! Whoaaaa, I'm being a bit too emotional right here. Maybe this post is a bit more frictional than what I thought it would be.. La la la, ha ha ha.. Now here's some quick facts about me and my newly-found sis. I am 181cm, 60kg.. She is soooooo petite, I'm guessing that she is about the size of AJ, maybe even smaller.. And you know by "even smaller", I mean "even cuter".. Just saying. Oh, and one last fact. I am officially admitting that I have a crush on my newly-found sis. (PIPEBOMB!!)

That was stupid. That was unnecessary. That was irrelevant. And that's pretty much it for this week. Until next time. Make sure you'll be there.

[P/S: Any ideas for my blog's new heading banner and signatures would be very appreciated.]

9.9.2018

Frictional Blog 9 [The 2nd Annual Thank You Edition]

BAAAMM!!!


It's time, once again, for everyone to hitch a ride on my annual roller-coaster of gratitude, as I will now list up the 10 most important entity that I would like to thank the most in 2011.. Don't be surprised if you couldn't find your name in here, as I might have left you off the list inadvertently.. So, sorry in advance.. But before we kick the list off, may I ask a question (while sitting cross-legged on the floor, ala CM Punk).. What's the point of the Frictional Blog without the Frictional part?? Again I would like to remind you if you're reading for the first time or you're just a hard-headed reader who still reads the Frictional part regardless of you being a sorry-but-I-don't-want-nor-do-I-need-any-enemy-or-fight type of guy.. Please skip the next paragraph and proceed to the end of year Thank You list.. May I remind you that the next paragraph might contain some negative slurs, adjectives and, of course, some burnt up words (then again, what's the point of the FB  without those words?).. So proceed with caution.

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I hate you. Really. Seriously. Totally. Undeniably. Unquestionably. Undoubtedly. 100%. I hate you. But of course, you wouldn't be reading this right now, after what happened last week after you read last week's post. Unless you're a hypocritical gelatinous parasitic tapeworm of a human being. But I don't give a blue craptastical hell about that. Hell, I could never, ever care less about you. So no thanks for you this year. Ohhh no. The only "thanks" that I might give you is for showing me how burnt up a relationship could be, how pathetic of a creature I am for putting my trust and believe in you, and for killing me without any physical contact. But I won't. Thanks to other people around me, I am now resurrected, and you need to say goodbye for this little fist-sized things that is beating like a broken metronome (maybe you've heard of this, it's called a broken heart. guess who broke it?) as this will be the last time you come across my mind. New year, new life, new breath to be taken in and out, and I certainly wouldn't wanna be breathing the same air that you do. I'm moving on. Get the frick out of my life. So much for being my S.O eh? Or maybe my best friend? Do you actually, sincerely think that putting me on a guilt trip would solve anything??? Ahhh, just shut the (you know the word) up. Can't believe what I thought would be a huge part of my life has turned straight into the biggest chapter in my book of DILLIGAF. And I certainly don't give a (you know the word). Goodbye. Sayonara. Adios. Douche.

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Now that I got that piece of shiznit off my chest, let's flip a frown into a smile as I am now thanking the 10 entities who has been very helpful, supportive and basically everything to me.. Let's begin.. Shall we?

#1 - Allah SWT (God). To supply enough oxygen for me to let the flames inside me stay ignited for another full year.. And for everything that I've come across.. And for every person that I've met/get to know. And for every place I've come across.. And for every piece of time that I've spend.. Basically, for everything. Without YOU, I won't be doing what I am, was and ever will be doing. Thank you Allah.

#2 - My family. From my mother, to my big bro, to my father, all across Battery City, to all my grandmas and grandpas, my aunts, uncles, cousins, niece, all the way back to Port Dickson.. Every single member of my family.. Thank you guys. So much.

#3 - My teachers and/or lecturers. I've said enough about my teachers last year.. I'm thanking them again this year (especially my awesome Physics teacher, Mrs Azra), but I'm emphasizing on my new lecturers here in my new college.. Without them, I wouldn't be getting a 4.00 pointer (but a B for English??? are you serious bro???) for the past semester.. So thank you.. Some of the lecturers that crosses my head right now are Miss-turned-Mrs Syaza, Mr Amir-ul, Mrs Wan Rosilah and Mr Nash, all 4 being the tutorial teachers for my Biology, Physics, Chemistry and Maths classes respectively.. I'd mention the others, but I only have 3 hours left to grab my Playstation and go crazy on any game that I can put my hand on in that short amount of time, so I'll update this list whenever I have the time oh-kay? I am really sorry.. Thank you all, anyways.. As I said last year, without you guys I may not be one of, if not, the best in the world.

#4 - My long-time yet still good friends. You guys are awesome.. Seriously.. Several names that popped up in my head when I'm typing this: Zhaf (he played drums for a band and won the band competition, yet I lead-sings a Nickelback song in a medley that comprised songs by Adele and Christina Perri but I lost the acappella competition??? are you serious bro???), Yash, Ann, Ain, Nadiah, Shareena, Sue, Mariah and all the other broskis and broskettes.. Sorry guys if I've left your names.. I'm down to only 2 hours and 45 minutes of quality gaming time, so please don't hate me.. Thanks a bunch.

#5 - My internet friends. From New-Zealander Jessie Parker-Breese (who missed the annual new year chat with me; are you serious bro???), all the way to US-of-A's own Chris Torres, and also everyone in between.. You guys reek of awesomeness! I sure didn't even thought of having friends from all over the world, and you guys are being a good ones to me.. Thanks a lot guys.

#6 - Vince McMahon. For giving me and all the fans of WWE one heck of a year.. I'm proud to be a fan.. And speaking of WWE...

#7 - CM Punk and other current champions in the WWE. 'American Dragon' Daniel Bryan, 'Dashing' Cody Rhodes, 'Long Island Iced Z' Zack Ryder, Evan 'Air' Bourne, Kofi Kingston and Beth Phoenix the 'Glamazon'.. Shows how many young talents that they have in the WWE.. The future is very bright for them.. Not to take anything away from every other wrestler who work their butt off every night and day, shedding blood, sweat and tears for the business.. Again, I'm proud to be a fan.. Thank you WWE for not letting me down.

#8 - My practicum mates, better known as THE Dali. Now here, I'll take my time to drop every single name.. My broski a.k.a the practicum head Hammad Dali, his assistant Amir Bakhtiar, Aideed, Hatib, Tehpu, Umi, Zatil, Jaa, Faz, Hasimah, Ina, Yana, Efa a.k.a Hanun (epic name is epic), Atikah, Fatin Samira, Afiqah, Amirah, Chan, Chelsea, Meyy.. Ohh, and sis Nisa.. You are awesome.. Also, ex-members (but always be remembered) Abduh, Lutfi, Zakiyyah and my good friend whom I got to know since I was 8 (if I'm not mistaken), Mira.. You guys are awesome.. Like, really.. Thank you guys.. You guys made studying enjoyable.. And who can forget the acappella competition recently.. Adele's Rolling In The Deep + Christina Perri's Jar Of Hearts + Nickelback's How You Remind Me = THE Dali's Remind Me How To Roll In Your Deep Jar Of Hearts! Haha.. We did not win, but we had a massive amount of fun, didn't we? And that's all that matters.. Thank you guys.. Will never forget all of you.. Forever awesomeness-reeking are you guys. :)

#9 - My newly-found sister! Hahaha.. This is kinda self-explanatory, I guess.. No words are needed to describe how much she has done for me throughout last year.. She changed a major part of my life.. So sweet, so kind, so cute, so lovely.. Oh-kay, I'm going too far here.. She had also revived, resurrected me from my recent downfall.. No words can describe the awesomeness of her, and how much kindness she's done to me in 2011.. And the secret plan that I have for her, it's still on baybee! Hehe.. I can't summarize the amount of respect, gratitude and love (as a sister, of course) that I have for her.. Thank you so much sis.. Thank you. :D

#10 - Noorel Yaqin. Yeah. THE Noorel Yaqin. Me! Now THIS, THIS is self-explanatory. Haha.. Did I save the best for the last or what?? Thank you for being good to yourself.. For not smoking.. Haha, I'm gonna be straight edge for my whole life! For being myself, keep standing on my two feet, despite all the challenges thrown against me, despite all the backstabbing and facecrushing moments throughout the year.. Despite almost losing the ability to stand and walk when I was 7.. Despite being loved and hated for all my life.. Hey, did I copy my last year thank you wish for myself?? Ahh, forget it.. Thanks for being myself! Be jealous! Hoorah! 


And that's it! May there be many more years to come.. We can only hope.. So add me on Facebook, follow me on Twitter and subscribe to me on my Youtube channel.. Thanks for reading.. I fricking love you guys! Until next time.. Make sure you'll be there.


[P/S: I really need to change the heading banner and the signature of my blog. It's getting kinda outdated, you know.]


9.9.2018

Frictional Blog 8 [The Smoke And Mirrors Edition]

BAAAMM!!!


This is a so totally random post.. Seriously.. Nothing can get any closer to randomness than this post..Just a quick update about what's going on my mind right now.. But before that, the clear any doubt that any of you have ever had on my truthfulness, here, let me tell you once again; I AM ONE OF THOSE FRICKING GUYS WHO FRICKING BELIEVE IN WHAT THEY FRICKING WROTE. Anything and everything that I am, was and will be writing here will be 100% true and 0% SMOKE AND MIRRORS. Booya. Now, no specific topics for this time, just a couple of paragraphs full of rants (and maybe brags, cause that's what I excel at).. So let's get it on!

So, if I'm not mistaken, to my knowledge there have been 5 constant readers of my blog.. Oh-kay, not really.. Is it? Here's the setlist.. First is an awesome New Zealander chick that I met on Facebook.. Oh wait, she's not a constant reader.. In fact, at the only time she read my blog, she was soooooo filled up with Jim Beam and Coke, so technically she hadn't read my blog.. Then we have 2 of my practicum mates.. And then we have a I-don't-give-a-damn-if-you-are-still-breathing-on-this-planet-or-if-you've-stopped-doing-so, backstabbing, facecrushing "friend" (repeat this phrase with a super-duper-ultra-hyper-mega-kilo-giga-tera tone of sarcasm) who I seriously could not care less about.. Which leads to the newest visitor of this nobody-gives-a-crap-about-the-existance-let-alone-wants-to-read blog.. MY FRICKING S.O BEST FRIEND. Ho. Ly. Shiznit. So now what? Should I throw a huge PIPEBOMB on her here? Let's see.. Should I complain about how I dislike the way she's calling me bro and inadvertently forcing me to call her sis? Or should I talk about how much I despise the way she let me go (she literally stabbed me right in the face! well, not really. oh-kay, she figuratively stabbed me right in my face)? Oh should I speak about how pathetic I am, keeping on giving her a huge amount of respect despite everything that she had put me through? Nahh, maybe I shouldn't be doing all that.. Oh wait, I just did? Oops. Here's to a burnt up friendship that I'll continue to salvage until the end! :)

And with that said, you might be wondering if she has learnt about my ridiculous crush on my 'sister'.. And yes, she has.. So what? You ain't gonna be hating me on that now, will you? Go on and choose any path that you desire - I won't stop you - and let me choose mine.. Don't get me wrong; I am not looking for another fight with you, I am just trying to make several things between us crystal clear. I am using this blog as a medium between me and myself, hence all these crappy words I used throughout it.. I cannot cope with all these voices in my head.. I let them speak themselves out HERE.. So please accept all the words that you read here very kindly, and please disregard any harsh comments that I have made on you or whoever else.. Now let us shut this stupid case close, and let's talk a bit about my sister.. Haha, she's being soooooo awesome that I couldn't stop respecting her for just being herself.. And that's the keyword; respect. Something that you can try asking for but you may never get it, unless you really deserve it.. And my sister deserves every ounce of respect that I am both showing to and hiding from her.. Haha.. And I am still sticking to the plan that I have (not really. oh-kay, let's use the word roughly here) roughly stated in the past couple of posts.. So go ahead, run and tell that, homeboy!

And I guess that's it for now.. Be sure to add me on Facebook to keep your butt up to date, as I'll notify you guys everytime I post a new monologue-ish composition here.. You can also add me on Twitter, though I rarely tweet.. And to my S.O best friend, although I would imaginatively bitchslap you for breaking my heart, I would like to thank you for being a good friend to me.. Until next time.. Make sure you'll be there.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoa whoa! Hold on! Suddenly something came up across my mind! What if my sister is actually reading this blog? I know she constantly tells me that she wouldn't because she doesn't really understand my Shakespeare-would-be-so-glad-that-he-died-before-he-gets-the-chance-to-read-it literature masterpiece here (hehe), but then again, you may never know.. One minute the sun shines bright, the next thunderstorm may blow you away.. One thing's for sure, if when she reads all this, I'm so totally dead. Oh-kay, that's all.. Until next time.. Make sure you'll be there.

9.9.2018