Frictional Blog 10 [The Picture Worth A Thousand Words Edition]

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Hello again everybody (considering the fact that nobody cares about the existence of this blog, I had actually considered typing "nobody")! Dang it, I didn't put up a new post last week.. But nonetheless, here I am tonight.. But with nothing frictional!? #AreYouSeriousBro!? Forget facepalming, I am actually fistpumping my own face right now! But then again, I am not at home right now, hence that pretty much explains this little quick shot at infrictionality (is there such word?) right here.. But to cover it up, I have a very unique twist for this post; BOOM!! My very first "Picture Worth A Thousand Words" edition! Now here, I would like to share a wonderful picture with you guys and give my thoughts and opinions on this particular image.. But remember; although the picture might be something out of your interest, my brief explanation under it might be something that you can closely relate yourself to.. So, here goes.. Drumroll please. And tonight's picture is......:

AJ Lee and Daniel Bryan on WWE Friday Night Smackdown

Yeah, this picture. Pictured here is AJ Lee (to your left.. the nerdy, cheeky, cute, petite, lovely, hot little girl from FCW to NXT and now Smackdown.. good God, how I love this chick) and Daniel Bryan (to your right.. the best technical wrestler in the world, even better than CM Punk, though not over as him.. better known worldwide by his real name, Bryan Danielson.. the current WWE World Heavyweight Champion). Now I know that all you non-wrestling fans must be feeling like reading this is such a waste of time, but hold on.. Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoaoaoaoaoaoa whoa! Don't go anywhere! Or at least, yet! Please lend me some of your valuable time and read this post until the end. Thank you. Now, AJ Lee and Daniel Bryan is such a sweet couple.. I like watching these two together.. Everytime I see these two on my 14-inch monitor, my heart melts into the ground watching how sweet and lovely this duo is (especially the adorable AJ)! So the very first moment I see this screencap, I saved it and used it as my Facebook profile.. Not only because I am a huge fan of both Daniel Bryan and AJ, and definitely not solely for the fact that I am a WWE mark, but because of the pure emotion in this wonderful image.. Confused? Well let me explain.

Focus on AJ.. No, not at her boobies, you dirty-minded freak. Pay attention on the look of her joyful face.. Her "I am so totally into what you're talking about, regardless of how ridiculous your topic is, because I truly like/love you" eyes.. That. Is. Fricking. Adorable. Kinda like the looks that Josh Farro used to have whenever he was looking at Hayley Williams (Google that shiznit up). Except this is more adorable, since we're talking about AJ, one of the most adorable human being breathing on God's green earth today. Wow. I'm stoked. Seriously. If someone look at me the way AJ is looking at D-Bryan in this pic, I'll so totally go down on a knee and propose her right on the spot (not really, but this blog is really in need of a hyperbole, so yeah).. When this shot was captured, D-Bryan was talking about winning the World Heavyweight Title, but clearly AJ doesn't give a crap about that.. She gives a whole load of crap on D-Bryan.. Kinda related to me, you know? I know what you guys are thinking.. "Relating yourself to AJ Lee!? #AreYouSeriousBro!?".. Haha.. Pathetically, yeah. : / But anyways, yeah, I was being serious.. I am almost certain that I give EXACTLY the same look everytime my newly-found sister is talking to me.. Yeah, every single time.. It's like the whole world is revolving around her, you know.. And yet she still couldn't tell.. And at that moment, these words will be trying to get out of my mouth; "Couldn't you tell by now that I like you?? No?? You're kidding me, right?? NO!? #AreYouSeriousBro!? I mean, Sis!?".. Yeah, that always happens in my life.. Believe it.

Now, here's some quick facts for you guys; Daniel Bryan stands 178cm tall (kinda like me, 181cm) and weighs at 95kg (wayyyyyy heavier than me.. he's 95kg of muscles, while I'm 60kg of fats).. AJ Lee, on the other hand, is 160cm (almost a 20cm height difference with D-Bryan) and 48kg (lighter than me! wait, is that good or bad? whatever).. That just shows how size doesn't matter in a relationship.. (somewhere in the background I can hear R-Truth yelling "true that!!".. oh wait, that was me?) Yeah, indeed it was me.. But enough with that. Now, back to the pic.. Isn't it just sweet when you look at a couple in which a guy is way taller than his girl, as if he is towering you, keeping you away from danger.. That is exactly what I wanted in life.. No, I'm not looking for a tower.. I want to BE the tower.. I want to be someone that my newly-found sis can put her faith on, as much as she can.. But unfortunately, I'm not really that good of a man, and I might be letting her down.. That is, if she is putting her faith on me.. Maybe she shouldn't.. But I don't care. I am up to the challenge. Put your faith in me! I will change myself to be better, just to keep you safe inside me, like a tower that I always dream of becoming! Whoaaaa, I'm being a bit too emotional right here. Maybe this post is a bit more frictional than what I thought it would be.. La la la, ha ha ha.. Now here's some quick facts about me and my newly-found sis. I am 181cm, 60kg.. She is soooooo petite, I'm guessing that she is about the size of AJ, maybe even smaller.. And you know by "even smaller", I mean "even cuter".. Just saying. Oh, and one last fact. I am officially admitting that I have a crush on my newly-found sis. (PIPEBOMB!!)

That was stupid. That was unnecessary. That was irrelevant. And that's pretty much it for this week. Until next time. Make sure you'll be there.

[P/S: Any ideas for my blog's new heading banner and signatures would be very appreciated.]

9.9.2018