Wrestling Wednesday 2 [The Straight Edge Thursday Edition]

BAAAMM!!


Another one day overdue.. While I'm figuring out what's a truthful reason of yesterday's absence from the page, I think the best way to start this post is...

Long live the Nexus!! God bless CM Punk!!

[Right hand raised] We pledge allegiance to the Nexus, one nation under Punk, indivisible, with integrity, and sobriety for all!!


Now, let us begin my weekly routine..




Tuesday Night Smackdown


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#1 - Miz vs Randy Orton, Singles match. Great back and forth match.. Miz is an awesome heel.. Alex Riley does a great suck-up-to-the-man on the Miz.. Orton with an RKO, only to be battered by Riley during a pin.. Outside interference DQ, I guess.. Miz is down, and Orton fights Riley off, sets a punt to the Miz but Riley comes back, yet only to be RKOd by Orton.. Miz escapes the punt.. Damn.. **** match. Winner: Randy Orton


#2 - Chavo Guerrero Jr vs Santino Marella, Singles match. Santino + Kozlov = Pure entertainment.. Beth Phoenix + Kozlov, divided by Santino, multiplied by a mistletoe = Golden.. Haha.. Another throw-my-career-into-the-backlot-dumpster match for Chavo here, as Marella scores with a pin on Guerrero after the Cobra!! Cobra!! Cobra!! Man, if only Jim Ross is in commentary, he would be shouting for the Cobra as he did for Stone Cold Steve Austin.. *** 1/2 match. Winner: Santino Marella


#3 - Drew McIntyre vs Low Ki Kaval, Singles match. Wow. What a way to end off Kaval's WWE run. MEGA SARCASM. Seriously, how many match has Kaval won in his tenure in this company?? One and a half?? McIntyre batters Kaval even before the bell rings, and when it does ring, McIntyre scores a boot to Kaval's face and scores with the Future Shock.. Go back to the independent scene and be the World Warrior.. You deserve way lot better.. This is indeed Kaval's last match in the WWE.. ** 1/2 match. Winner: Drew McIntyre


#4 - Alberto Del Rio and Jack Swagger vs Kofi Kingston and Rey Mysterio, Tag Team match. Mysterio and Kingston win after a 619-Trouble-In-Paradise-Splash combo on Swagger.. Remember Swagger's World Heavyweight Championship title run?? Neither do I.. *** match. Winner: Rey Mysterio and Kofi Kingston


#5 - Dolph Ziggler and Vickie Guerrero vs John Cena, Handicap match. This is the only time I've ever root for Cena.. I don't wanna see Guerrero picking up an in-ring victory ever again.. Attitude Adjustment on Ziggler, and thank God that's the match.. Credits to Ziggler for bringing out Cena's A-game here tonight.. And whoosh!! CM Punk comes and takes Cena out with a chair!! YES!! As long as this keeps on happening in Cena's matches, the ratings (well, at least MY ratings) will go directly up through the roof!! *** 1/2 match. Winner: John Cena


A great show, considering that this is a live show.. Good times: Marella-Kozlov-Phoenix skit, Cody Rhodes ambushing Hornswoggle, Cena kissing Vickie Guerrero, CM punk chair assault..

Monday Night Raw


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#1 - Santino Marella vs Ted DiBiase Jr, Singles match. But before that, a great mic work by both John Cena and CM Punk.. A very quick match, with Santino scoring the win with a quick roll-up.. After the match, Santino gives a Cobra-in-a-box to Tamina Snuka as a Christmas gift, but they are then assaulted by DiBiase and Maryse Ouellet.. They quickly turn the tables though, as Marella and Tamina goes for a double salute headbutt followed by a stereo Cobra.. The Cobras of Santino and Tamina then kisses.. Aww.. *** match. Winner: Santino Marella


#2 - Alex Riley vs John Morrison, Singles match. If Riley wins, Morrison will have to forfeit his WWE Champion #1 Conterdership.. But if Morrison wins (which he does), he will get to choose the time and stipulation of his WWE Championship match.. The Miz was banned from ringside after he trips Morrison down from a Flash Kick attempt.. Morrison wins after a Flash Kick and a running knee (or kick), followed by a pin.. He then chooses next week as the date, and a Falls Count Anywhere match as the type of his title match.. *** 1/2 match. Winner: John Morrison


#3 - Mark Henry vs Tyson Kidd, Singles match. I thought Henry is going to be jobbing to Kidd, but I was wrong.. It seems that the creative team do respect Henry's credibility.. World's Strongest Slam, and a 3-count.. Following the match, Kidd's bodyguard, Jackson Andrews comes in to the ring and confronts Henry.. Maybe he'll job here?? No.. Henry avoids the short-arm clothesline and scores another huge World's Strongest Slam, this time to Andrews.. *** 1/2 match. Winner: Mark Henry


#4 - Jerry Lawler vs Miz, Singles match. Miz dominates the match until John Morrison comes in to interfere.. King Lawler throws some beautiful dropkicks (what the fail??) and throws the Miz out of the ring.. Alex Riley catches the referee's attention, then Morrison scores with his patented running knee (or kick) to the head of the Miz.. Countout victory.. *** 1/2 match. Winner: Jerry Lawler


#5 - Alicia Fox and Melina Perez vs Eve Torres and Gail Kim, Tag Team match. Natalya Neidhart on commentary.. Another you-will-never-win-a-match-ever-again match for Gail Kim.. Sunset Split, and the pin fall victory.. Melina goes to shake Natalya's hand, then tries to b*tchslap her again, but Neidhart counters and b*tchslaps Miss Perez as a retribution of what happened last week.. Payback's a you-know-what!! *** match. Winner: Melina Perez and Alicia Fox


#6 - Daniel Bryan vs Zack Ryder, Singles match. This match should not have happened.. Both of this guys deserves to be pushed to the upper-midcard, but unfortunately only Bryan is going to that spot while Ryder stays grounded.. Duh.. LeBell Lock.. Done.. Miz suddenly shows up and beats the hell out of Jerry Lawler, interrupting a message from the General Manager.. Skull Crushing Finale on the floor.. *** 1/2 match. Winner: Daniel Bryan


#7 - Randy Orton vs Sheamus O'Shaunessy, Singles match. Sheamus has a springboard move?? What the fail?? Awesome, nonetheless.. O'Shaunessy tries for a second springboard shoulder block, only to be catched with a mid-air RKO!! Pin fall.. **** match. Winner: Randy Orton


Awesome night.. After that match is a Cena-Punk confrontation, but Punk doesn't appear.. Nexus comes out though.. David Otunga comes into the ring and asks for a truce.. Cena says no, and tells Otunga to leave the ring immediately.. Otunga pretends to leave, then suddenly the Nexus strikes!! Heath Slater with a Jumping Reverse STO (not sure if that is called the Sweetness), Michael McGillicutty with the McGillicutter, Husky Harris with the Senton Splash and finally Otunga directs Justin Gabriel to pull off his 450 Splash.. As the Nexus are leaving, CM Punk comes in.. Go To Sleep to Cena!! Punk gets a chair.. Instead of smashing Cena with the chair, he goes to sit on it.. He grabs a Nexus arm band (left by Otunga earlier) and raises his right fist, then the Nexus salutes back!! One question though, what happened to Wade Barrett?? Good times: CM Punk and John Cena's confrontation, Santino and Tamina's Cobra, Mark Henry winning, Jerry Lawler in action, Daniel Bryan winning, Nexus + CM Punk strikes..

Superstar Of The Week - Kaval

Brandon Silvestry was born in Brooklyn, New York.. Best known as Low Ki, Senshi and Kaval, he is a former world champion as he has won the PWG World Championship once.. He has also won the secong season of WWE NXT.. Recently released from his contract with the WWE, he uses the Warrior's Way (diving double foot stomp) as his main finisher..












So that's it.. See you guys again next week, and tomorrow (hopefully) for my Frictional Friday.. Blah blah blah.. Make sure you'll be there..

Short note to my S.O: M, I, S, S, space, Y, O, U, space, S, O, space, M, U, C, H, period.

9.9.2018