Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Wrestling Wednesday 5 [The Elimination Chamber Edition]

BAAAMM!!


I'm in a good mood cause I can still smell what The Rock was cooking, so let's get down to our weekly routine..

Friday Night Smackdown


#1 - Edge, Randy Orton, John Morrison, R Truth, Rey Mysterio and John Cena vs CM Punk, Sheamus, Drew McIntyre, Dolph Ziggler, Wade Barrett and Kane, 12-Man Tag Team match. A good match.. I'm surprised that everyone has a chance to show what he has in his tank in this match.. There's a great spot where Kane throws Mysterio out of the ring, and then Punk catches Mysterio with an ala-GTS knee from the ringside.. Near the end, Sheamus Brogue Kicked Edge, only to get Flash Kicked by Morrison, who gets Chokeslammed by Kane.. Cena picks Kane up for the Attitude Adjustment and he gets it.. And then Punk scores with the Go To Sleep on Cena.. BOOM!! RKO on Punk! McIntyre comes in with the Future Shock on Orton, and Truth hits the Lie Detector on McIntyre shortly afterwards.. Barrett follows with the Boss Man Slam (or the Scrapbuster, or basically a spinning side slam) on Truth.. I love that move.. Rey has got Barrett on the second rope, and so does he got Ziggler.. Double 619, followed by a Spear on Dolph.. 3-count fall.. Following the match, Vickie (excuse me) Guerrero fires Edge, and later on will crown Dolph the new World Heavyweight Champion.. **** match. Winner: Edge, Randy Orton, John Morrison, R Truth, Rey Mysterio and John Cena.


#2 - Eve and Beth Phoenix vs Maryse and Layla, Tag Team match. Michelle McCool is on commentary, having an injured leg or foot or something.. At the end, Beth beats Michelle's injured foot or whatever and subsequently distracts the referee, leaving Eve alone in the ring to be double-teamed.. Pinfall.. *** match. Winner: Layla and Maryse.


#3 - Kofi Kingston vs Miz, Singles match. Alberto Del Rio (with no Ricardo Rodriguez?? boooooo...) distracts Kofi while Alex Riley is keeping the referee busy, allowing the Miz to hit a Skull Crushing Finale on Kofi.. So let me get this straight.. Del Rio is a Wrestlemania 27 main-eventer, yet his only appearance on Smackdown is an interference on Kofi's match?? ***1/2 match. Winner: Miz.


#4 - Corre vs Santino Marella and Vladimir Kozlov, Tag Team match for the WWE Tag Team Championship. Justin Gabriel and Heath Slater represents the Corre in this match.. Ends with a DQ when Wade Barrett and Ezekiel Jackson beat the hell out of Santino.. Big Show comes in for the save.. **1/2 match. Winner: Santino Marella and Vladimir Kozlov.


#5 - Edge vs Dolph Ziggler, Singles match for the World Heavyweight Championship. Theodore Long returns and reinstates Edge.. Edge wins with a Spear.. Teddy fires Dolph.. ***1/2 match. Winner: Edge.


The 600th episode? Well, let me correct myself.. The average 600th episode.. Good to hear those Eddie chants (RIP Eddie Guerrero)..

Sunday Night Elimination Chamber
#1 - Alberto Del Rio vs Kofi Kingston, Singles match. Damas y caballeros, el es Albertoooooo Dellllll Rioooooo!! A back and forth match.. A sweet spot where Kofi goes for a diving cross body block on Del Rio and was reversed mid-air with a double knee to the sternum.. And of course, Ricardo (damas y caballeros, el es) Rodriguez plays his part by distracting the referee at one time.. Anyway, Del Rio makes Kofi tap out with his Flying Armbar.. **** match. Winner: Alberto Del Rio.


#2 - Kane vs Drew McIntyre vs Wade Barrett vs Big Show vs Rey Mysterio vs Edge, Elimination Chamber match for the World Heavyweight Championship. First 2 men are Edge and Mysterio.. They are also the final 2.. Man, I never thought that the first of two Elimination Chamber matches would involve as much shattered glasses as we see here in this one.. Mysterio and Barrett are 2 of the guys who have tasted the glass pods in the match.. Anyway, Edge wins after a mid-air Spear and a pinfall.. ****1/2 match. Winner: Edge.


#3 - Vladimir Kozlov and Santino Marella vs Corre, Tag Team match for the WWE Tag Team Championship. We see the Cobra baybee! Anyway, Kozlov gets pinned after a 450 Splash by the sternum-crushing Justin Gabriel.. New tag champs, Gabriel and Heath Slater.. ***1/2 match. Winner: Corre.


#4 - Miz vs Jarry Lawler, Singles match for the WWE Championship. The King almost wins at one point (are you kidding me?), but the Miz gets the rope.. Hell, the King even tries for his Piledriver, but of course you won't be able to see that move in the WWE ever again.. Skull Crush, and it's a successful title retain.. ***1/2 match. Winner: Miz.


#5 - Randy Orton vs R Truth vs CM Punk vs John Cena vs Sheamus vs John Morrison, Elimination Chamber match for the WWE Champion #1 Contendership. Sheamus and Morrison start things up.. At one point, Punk gets stuck in his pod as it won't open.. Hence Orton beats the pulp outta him and owns him with the RKO for the 3-count.. Then the Raw GM interrupts the match and orders Punk to enter his pod again as he deserves a second chance.. Numerous parkour spots by Morrison which also leads to the elimination of Sheamus.. Last 2 men, Punk and Cena.. Cena AA'd Punk fron the ring to the metal floor.. ****1/2 match. Winner: John Cena.


And again, John Cena is headlining Wrestlemania.. Urgh.. Good to see Trish Stratus back..

Monday Night Raw


#1 - John Morrison vs Cm Punk, Singles match. Punk wins with a Go To Sleep.. **** match. Winner: CM Punk.


#2 - Bella Twins vs Eve and Gail Kim, Tag Team match. The Bellas get the victory after a switcharoo into a small package.. ***1/2 match. Winner: Bella Twins.


#3 - Sheamus vs Mark Henry, Singles match. Mark Henry getting a push = greatness.. The World's Strongest Slam puts the decision against Sheamus.. ***1/2 match. Winner: Mark Henry


#4 - Corre vs Miz and John Cena, Tag Team match for the WWE Tag Team Championship. The Skull Crushing Finale to Justin Gabriel puts him down for the count.. Hell, even Cena and Heath Slater didn't expect to see the Miz wins so quickly.. After the match, Wade Barrett quickly invokes the Corre's rematch clause.. ***1/2 match. Winner: Miz and John Cena.


#5 - Corre vs Miz and John Cena, Tag Team match for the WWE Tag Team Championship. The Miz gets himelf controlled by the Corre for almost the whole match, beginning with the interference by Ezekiel jackson.. Cena's going for the AA, then the Miz comes in to Skull Crush Cena while Slater is on his shoulder.. At first I thought it's a frickingawesome double team move, but I guess I was wrong.. ***1/2 match. Winner: Corre


Average night.. They should have The Rock on the show, but I guess he's only coming for Wrestlemania.. Good to see the Undertaker and Triple H back.. And also knowing that Jim Duggan will be inducted into the Hall Of Fame.. Hoooooo!!

So that's it.. Now let's take some time to discuss about this blog.. I am actually getting kinda bored to write about music and wrestling.. Besides, I don't wanna get caught in yet another copyright infringement conflict.. Therefore, I would like to announce that this marks the final Wrestling Wednesday of my blog.. And yes, there will no longer be any new Music Mondays or Tuesdays.. From now on, there will only be one blog per week, which is the Frictional Blog.. I don't really think I'm in the mood to talk about music and wrestling as I'm being distant with my S.O.. So from now on, all you will see in this blog are stories of my personal life.. I will seldomly talk about wrestling yet still, because wrestling has been a tiny part of my life (you know the biggest part of my life is my S.O right?) for quite some time now.. So, until then.. Make sure you'll be there..

Short note to my S.O: Screw music.. Screw wrestling.. I'm focusing on you, you, and only you.. Love you.. :)

9.9.2018, faith
never let this go

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